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Reporting
from every
Rotten
Place.

The media house for the stories nobody aired, the questions nobody asked, and the money nobody tracked. No sponsors. No Adani. No Ambani. One large, stubborn swarm.

LAUNCHING NOW
OFFICIAL POSTER · NO. 001 ★ ★ ★
COCKROACH MEDIA HOUSE · EST. 2026
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THE REVOLUTION
has been televised.
No more Godi Media · No more Sponsored Truth
No more Adani · No more Ambani
"Truth that survives everything."
LAUNCH · 20 . 05 . 2026
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Stories Nobody Told
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ABOUT THE HOUSE

Our Media
House's
Mission.

We are not here to show you what Adani bought today, holiday in studios paid by corporate advertisers, or rebrand propaganda as "prime time debate." We are here to ask — loudly, repeatedly, in writing — where the money went. Who benefited. And why your TV didn't tell you.

OUR MISSION

Build a media house for the people the news forgot to cover. The unemployed. The students. The farmers. The ones called lazy, chronically online, and — most recently — cockroaches. That's it. That's the mission. The rest is journalism.

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MEDIA LAUNCH · THE PEOPLE'S BROADCAST · 20 . 05 . 2026
What Godi Media Won't Touch

The Stories.

Read it once. Share it twice. Then send it to someone who thinks TV news is real.

01
NEET & Education Scams — Paper leaked. ₹50 lakh exchanged. 24 lakh students destroyed.

Zero re-exam. Zero resignations. 67 perfect scores in one day. 155 confirmed beneficiaries. Supreme Court said "isolated incident." We counted every zero so you don't have to.

02
Electoral Bonds — ₹20,000 crore moved from corporations to political parties through a scheme the Supreme Court called unconstitutional.

We track every rupee. Every donor. Every contract that followed. You decide what it means. We just publish what they hoped you'd forget.

03
Media Ownership — One man owns the news you watch, the port your goods pass through, the airport you fly from.

And the stadium you cheer in. We mapped it. All of it. The licences. The acquisitions. The anchors whose bank accounts need investigating. Bank accounts of Godi media anchors shall be investigated.

04
Politician Defections — They promised you everything. Then switched parties for a better offer.

We name them. We track them. We remember when you forget. Any MLA or MP who defects shall be named, shamed, and remembered — by us, forever, for free.

05
Unemployment & Broken Promises — 2 crore naukri per year was the promise. The youth unemployment rate tells a different story.

We publish the numbers they don't want you to see. The real data. The real figures. The real gap between what was said on stage and what happened after the election.

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to join the swarm?

We do not check religion, caste, or political affiliation. We do, however, have four (4) standards.

REQ / 01
Angry — but correctly
At the system. At the silence. At the sponsored truth. Not at your neighbour.
REQ / 02
Chronically online
Minimum 11 hours a day, including bathroom breaks and doom scrolling.
REQ / 03
Cannot be bought
Not by a party. Not by a corporate. Not by a free trip to Davos on taxpayer money.
REQ / 04
Can share relentlessly
One forward, one retweet, one screenshot. That's all we ask. The algorithm does the rest.
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